Dogs and Products and Shit

Ok...so I said I wouldn't blog.....LIES. I have weird things to say and people find them funny. I have a new puppy that I think is my child who is also funny. Yes this dog  I mean blog will sometimes be about dogs (super queer) but it will be funny mostly and weird always and will often involve product and beauty tips. This is a test folks. Everyone always said I should have a blog so I am trying it...please let me know if it's funny, if it's sucks, and if I should just stop.

ps...seriously just realized last night when I could not sleep that my name is a 4 letter word. It all makes so much sense now. My sailor mouth feels totally justified.