a thought

One of the best attributes in life is to see things for what they are, to see people for who they are and to realize the difference.

dorky poem to try to comprehend

life is weird

i have no scope

i always like to make puns about the pope

i think things crazy

my mind is a lazy susan

it matches with the fact that my body is always cruisin

i have too many thoughts and doubts

that drive me up the wall

i have trouble relaxin...cause of the fear i might fall...

out of favor of the people that i love

i want life and love to move forward

the problem is it doesn't work when i shove

some say i'm lucky i have the best of choices

one or the other there is no losing

but i don't feel lucky

and its been leading me to boozing

this poem is stupid and i am sure its because

my emotions are stuck in a pile of fear and lethargy

i wish life was fun..i wish it was a party

but its not

i'm a grown up

life is hard

even when your lucky

i guess just breathe

and lets things happen as they may

but sitting there and waiting is not always the way

i usually push and shove and bully around

but this time i think i am at a loss

i just sit here and wait and know it will all be lost

addendum to last post

Blogs are hipsterish. Need I say more. One step closer.

Also on another note I hate winter coats.

one step closer to hipster

Ok guys I'm embarassed to say this but I am becoming a brooklyn hipster. I don't want to but I am. See if you can relate folks. I have a tattoo and I'm buying a fixed gear bike. Ugh! I don't know how this came to pass. And all of this happened after I moved to brooklyn. I thought I could avoid this by not moving to williamsburg. But no.

Signs your verging on hipsterness:
1. Tattoo
2. Fixed gear bike
3. Going out for your coffee even though you can't afford it
4. Mullet or ironic mustache, beard and or chops
5. Going back to 80s clothes even though you hated them in the 80s
6. Vinyl
7. Having a dj name
8. Possible look of doing herion without actually doing herion

there are zombies living among us

Did you ever notice that on saturdays around one or two in the afternoon there are many people in the slope walking around like zombies? The common signs are:

Blank stare often looking straight ahead not making eye contact
The normal hipster garb is shed for casual attire in order to blend in with regular folk
Lack of dog. I think they would eat their eager servant so they leave the critter at home
Stiff walk.. They are the undead so I'm sure arthritis and rigamoris is a huge problem

Beware! These folks are among us often found at bodegas and bagel houses and the local coffee grind. They smell of booze and stale cigarettes so be on the lookout!

Dog destruction count: 1 measuring cup. Partially masticated
Frisbee partially eaten accidentally left on low table. To his defense it is his
Flowers a couple of blooms on aforementioned low table

there are zombies living among us

Did you ever notice that on saturdays around one or two in the afternoon there are many people in the slope walking around like zombies? The common signs are:

Blank stare often looking straight ahead not making eye contact
The normal hipster garb is shed for casual attire in order to blend in with regular folk
Lack of dog. I think they would eat their eager servant so they leave the critter at home
Stiff walk.. They are the undead so I'm sure arthritis and rigamoris is a huge problem

Beware! These folks are among us often found at bodegas and bagel houses and the local coffee grind. They smell of booze and stale cigarettes so be on the lookout!

Dog destruction count: 1 measuring cup. Partially masticated
Frisbee partially eaten accidentally left on low table. To his defense it is his
Flowers a couple of blooms on aforementioned low table

soilen green is made of douche bags

People are frustrating. An old wise bitch once told me don't depend or expect anything from people and they won't disappoint you. Well I should have listened. I guess hindsight is just fucking infuriating cause the only good vision is out your ass!

channeling Dave Chappell

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiched remind me of the beach and vice versa. Even the smell of he sand makes me just want a PB&J so badly.

Ok so I working at the Bellhouse Tuesday Night for Secret Science night and there was a black man (this is important) and he was dressed head to toe, and amazingly I must say, in a vintage milk man outfit. I actually think the outfit was new but it was an exact replica. He had a hat and all. He also had a full sleeve on one arm of just solid black tattoo. That's right a black man with a dark black arm tattoo it was wild. I thought maybe he had something wrong with his skin at first. And the piece de la ristance (that's right guys I warned you I would be a HORRIBLE speller, so suck it) was that he had a child's wooden milk crate carrier thing made of with all little milk jugs in it. It was all wood, small but big enough that you could carry it but the scale was all confusing. It was crazy. And just like my last blog he brought along a williamsburg hipster girl but still a relatively normal looking girl and no one there at the show was looking at him weird at all. AHHHHHH New York! Plus I love Brooklyn, I really don't want to live anywhere else.

keys to happiness

Patience and getting out of your head also lowering the intensity of life these are the keys to feeling good I think.


Also really good shoes, the tlc channel and abe lincoln

More from the LES

I just saw a man wearing a full old timey get up. Tight pants, leather hat, vest, those things that go over your boots like spats but for working people not upper class. NO ONE was looking at him weird because he was in Alphabet City. He was talking to a regularly dressed guy and that guy didn't seem to notice he was in "garb". Then they separated and the old timey colonial guy started talking on a fancy cell phone. WOWZA only in NYC

sundays in the park with poo

So most of the lower east side and alphabet city smell like dirty diaper.

Also bananas are neat cause they come in there own carrying casem

I am glad soap is no longer made of whale blubber.

I wonder how many chimps they had to go thru to find the right one to send to the moon? I betch you it was like american idol tryouts.

so long ago

Ok folks...keri has so little time for anything let alone blogging these last couple of weeks.

Today has been quite a crazy day and it is just 2. I had my last rehearsal before my dress rehearsal of my play this morning and then had to go to Verizon to buy a new phone to replace the one that I lost last night. Now I am trying to figure out how to use this new fangeled piece of technology and trying to memorize and not shit my pants.....ps more on sharting later :)

Dog Destruction Count: zero...he has been amazing lately. but he is a dirty panty stealer...but who isn't really

He also is up to like 6 commands. He is a freakin genius. I am gonna have him do my taxes this year.

Trying to work thru some personal shit which as usual is also making me tired but all is well.

Product obsession: Ok I got silk wraps for the play that I am in and I got these ghetto ass designs on them. Main color neon pink silver and black V stripes and a rinestone on each ring finger.....OH I AM SO JERSEY I FEEL AT HOME! I kind of am obsessed with it. ghetto nails are like a party on your hand. They make you smile and you after looking at them you may need to throw up!

Will write more later promise.