Did you ever notice that on saturdays around one or two in the afternoon there are many people in the slope walking around like zombies? The common signs are:
Blank stare often looking straight ahead not making eye contact
The normal hipster garb is shed for casual attire in order to blend in with regular folk
Lack of dog. I think they would eat their eager servant so they leave the critter at home
Stiff walk.. They are the undead so I'm sure arthritis and rigamoris is a huge problem
Beware! These folks are among us often found at bodegas and bagel houses and the local coffee grind. They smell of booze and stale cigarettes so be on the lookout!
Dog destruction count: 1 measuring cup. Partially masticated
Frisbee partially eaten accidentally left on low table. To his defense it is his
Flowers a couple of blooms on aforementioned low table
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